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ᴍᴀʀʏ ᴊᴀɴᴇ ᴡᴀᴛsᴏɴ ([personal profile] jackpots) wrote2020-01-16 12:26 pm
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TEXT; NV BUG

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-01-30 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-30 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sorry that happened to you?
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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-30 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
uh, you're welcome? i guess. i don't really know why you told me though.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563742)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-01-30 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Think you have the wrong number.
jackpots: (pic#2226022)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-30 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
um. no, i think you got the wrong number.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563603)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-01-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I just hit "reply."
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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, so did i. i replied to you first.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563710)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-01-31 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
yeah you said "um"
jackpots: (pic#2225989)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-31 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
and you texted me about a whore.
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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
you texted me about how you were pissed about your whore.
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[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-01-31 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a whore...
Edited (cry because go away) 2012-01-31 00:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-31 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
that's what you said.
Edited (BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS) 2012-01-31 00:27 (UTC)
theshortestbird: (T: profile photo)

[text; NV Virus]

[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-01 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
jackpots: (pic#2226017)

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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-06 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
what did you just send me????
theshortestbird: (T: scarred smile)

[text;]

[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-07 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't send you anything, what are you talking about?
jackpots: (pic#2225989)

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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-07 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You texted me this weird text message about your snuggie!!
theshortestbird: (T: on the other hand)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-08 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't own a snuggie? Wait, this might be that NV virus thing.
jackpots: (pic#2226204)

[text;]

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-09 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
ugh!!! is everyone getting virused?
theshortestbird: (T: asleep on the job)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-09 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's spreading like wildfire. If you get it, then you send it to like, five or six people.
jackpots: (pic#2226050)

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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-10 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, that explains everything, actually.
theshortestbird: (Default)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Your NV is going to spread it to people.
jackpots: (pic#2225989)

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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-15 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
does anyone know how to make it stop?
theshortestbird: (Default)

[text;]

[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-16 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
So far it seems to die off after sending the texts.
jackpots: (pic#2226339)

[text;]

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-16 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
and leaving us with endless humiliation. great.
theshortestbird: (Default)

Re: [text;]

[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-17 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's a virus created in the port. Of course it's leaving us humiliated!
jackpots: (pic#2226017)

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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-18 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
i could really do without the humiliation though.
theshortestbird: (Default)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I could too. I'm Tim, by the way.
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[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-19 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm Mary Jane. but you can call me MJ if you want.
theshortestbird: (T: da fuck is this)

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[personal profile] theshortestbird 2012-02-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you MJ. Been here long?
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