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[jackpots]

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[jackpots]

ugh!!! is everyone getting virused?

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[theshortestbird]

It's spreading like wildfire. If you get it, then you send it to like, five or six people.

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[jackpots]

yeah, that explains everything, actually.

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[theshortestbird]

Sorry. Your NV is going to spread it to people.

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[jackpots]

does anyone know how to make it stop?

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[theshortestbird]

So far it seems to die off after sending the texts.

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[jackpots]

and leaving us with endless humiliation. great.

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[theshortestbird]

It's a virus created in the port. Of course it's leaving us humiliated!

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[jackpots]

i could really do without the humiliation though.

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[theshortestbird]

Yeah, I could too. I'm Tim, by the way.

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[jackpots]

i'm Mary Jane. but you can call me MJ if you want.

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[theshortestbird]

Nice to meet you MJ. Been here long?